A RIDICULOUS SUBPRIME FAIRYTALE

[BlueCollar]

Once upon a time, there was a great and powerful country called Freemerica. Its people were decent and hardworking and dreamed of one day owning their own home in this leader of all other nations. The people of Freemerica depended on its leaders, President Bungler and members of the House of Ineptitude to protect them from evil forces. Freemericans built roads and bridges, provided all the services, and worked hard every day to make sure their country remained great.

After working strenuously hard for many years, most families looked to realizing their dream of owning their own homes. One such family was the Gullibles. They had heard that there was this nice man, Mr. Glutton, who could help them get the money for their dream house. When the Gullibles told Glutton that they didn